ALLOCHTHONOUS MALCONTENTS BOGLE MINT & TIKI LIONHEART TRAVERSING THE ONEIRIC SPACES OF SECOND LIFE. AN ENDLESSLY CUSTOMIZABLE AND MANIPULATABLE PLATFORM, WHERE THE BURDENS AND LIMITATIONS OF THE REAL WORLD ARE NONEXISTENT, IS TOO OFTEN SQUANDERED BY THE AESTHETICALLY BANKRUPT; CLEVERLESS DRONES SEEKING VIRTUAL GENITAL GRATIFICATION IN A "PERFECTED" MIRROR OF FIRST LIFE. WHAT COULD BE USED AS A TOOL TO OVERRIDE SOCIALLY SANCTIONED MODES OF BEHAVIOR REMAINS A MERE RENEGOTIATION OF PRE-EXISTING CONSUMER INDOCTRINATION. OUR AIMS ARE TO LOCATE THOUGHTFULLY CONSTRUCTED ENVIRONMENTS, UTILIZE OBJECT AND TEXTURE COUNTERINTUITIVELY-- ON A BUDGET OF $0L. WE WELCOME SIMILARLY-MINDED USERS TO JOIN US.